You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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