i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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