Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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