I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i permit you to call me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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