We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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