So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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