I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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