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(304): View more from West Virginia

Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi

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(845): View more from New York

officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.

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(319): View more from Iowa

THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ

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(+61): View more from Australia

remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings

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