So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
