did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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