there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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