Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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