margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
