Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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