from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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