At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's official drugs can't kill me
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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