1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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