But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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