Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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