STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
