I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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