I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
this is an emotional support booty call
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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