David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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