TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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