Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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