Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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