if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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