So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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