fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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