we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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