That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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