just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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