so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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