Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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