I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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