I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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