On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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