Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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