Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
wow bdsm is so cute
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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