make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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