You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
