she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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