There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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