Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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