If you die in college, do you die in real life?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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