Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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