Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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