So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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