you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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