So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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