so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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