So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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